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: "Scorpion and crab guess boxing, Guess for a day or defeat! "
B:" Why? "
:" Really frightened, they always have scissors. "

2. nThe king wants to choose a horse, the method is to participate in the competition, the winner can marry his daughter and get a considerable
wealth. On the day of the game, all the unmarried united men were taken to a pool full of crocodiles. The king first put
a lion put a lion in the pool. After a while, the lion was eaten by the crocodile with only a few bones. The king said loudly at this time
: "I will marry my daughter to the first person to swim!"
suddenly, "slap", a young man jumped into the pool, he quickly made him fast with Speed ​​on the other side. When he climbed up
, the king walked very happily and congratulated him to say, "Good, you must want to marry my daughter."
"yes!" This face was pale but lucky The youth said with anxiety: "What I have to know now is, which
is the bastard pushing me down!"

3. And
Speaking of a proverb: "The cat is a tiger in the eyes of the mouse, and in the eyes of Snow Leopard is a mouse."
In others joking with him: "So, what kind of animal is this 'and' Said: "'And' This animal is larger than cats, smaller than rats."

4. Best. Unfortunately, the donkey died within a few days. Since the head of the team's
, the deputy head of the deputy regiment made a telegram to the head: "Donkey died unfortunately. Buy another one, or wait for you to return
?"

5. Such an advertisement

The milk merchant posted such an advertisement:
"If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 months, you will definitely live 100 years old! "

6. Be careful

The mosquito asks his mother to allow him to go to the theater to watch the show. After struggling for a long time, the mother finally agreed. "Well, you
can go," she told, "But when you applaud, you have to be careful."

7. Easy life

For delicious dishes, she has entered a beautiful cemetery. She is also good at attracting people's attention to him. If she is willing
, she can ride an elephant, and she can also sit on the knee of the celebrity. But she was at most a Cang
flies.

8. Love

"My wife will cry in the animal in the zoo every time my wife enters the zoo."
"She is really loving."
"She can't tolerate so many beautiful woolpieces in the cage meaninglessly

9. Mermaid

The husband is keen to fish. The fish is taken as a photo, stuck on the wall of the bedside, and one by one
The names on their names. Weight and fishing location. , And indicate next to it: Mermaid 49.5 kg, fishing in People's Park.

10. Crazy cow

One day, there are two cows talking ...
n Niu: I heard that the British mad cow disease is very popular recently. I wonder if it will be transmitted to us?
os Aoye: No!? We are kangaroo.
is crazy

11. Raiders

The male crab meets a female crab, so she proposes to her. The female crab finds that the male crab is going straight, not like ordinary crabs
The crab is rampant. She thinks this male crab is very characteristic, so she immediately married him. Waking up early the next morning, the mother crab found
. Her groom is no different from other crabs, and it is also rampant. So I asked angrily:
What is going on? You are not walking like this before getting married
Dear, Gong Crab replied: I can't drink so much every day!

12. Master the foreign language

One day, a old mouse and a small mouse wandered in the room, and suddenly a cat appeared in front of them, so they turned
and their bodies were just their bodies. When running, the cat chases, just when their mountains are everywhere, there is nowhere to escape, the small mouse running back back looks back at the cat two
sound: Wang Wang Wang. The cat was scared away by these two sounds. Old The mouse patted the shoulder of Xiaozizi to exaggerate: Okay, it can also bark it. Small mouse wipe
This sweating: How important it is to master a foreign language!
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The group of crows always stealing farmers' corn. The farmer found the ugliest woman in the village and stood in the field and rushed the crow. The crows were frightened by
Zheng Da was happy, and suddenly a crow panicked Zhang Fei. The farmer hurriedly asked it: Why dare you come over?
The crow said stuttering and said: I ... I will send you the corn that I stole before. !

14. Thanks God

Is a Christian encountered a lion in the forest, and the lion chased him.
Pholy: Lord! Please influence this lion and make it a Christian! 〃
给 Thank God for giving me rich food, Amen! Bleak

jewelry display packaging wholesale The stones and rice cakes were fighting, and the rice cakes were kicked into the sea when they were angry ...
telling a story. In the past, a pair of lovers set a lifetime, but the boys needed to serve military service, so they made an oath with the girls and gave the girls to the girls A diamond Rong finger, and promised to meet the girl today 3 years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. After 3 years, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and go away. The boy was actually waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the dating place, so she became a regret forever. Boys are sad ... After a few years, the boys went out to fish out and guess what he caught? Rice cakes !!!

The water said: "Let me hug you day and night, and don't leave for a moment. You! "
The fish said," Let me lie in your warm arms and enjoy your care! "
said," Ah, it's almost cooked, and it's so poor! "

The panda loves the deer deeply, but was rejected when expressing love.
The panda yelled: "Why? Why?"
This said timidly: "My mother said, wearing sunglasses is a bad boy."

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No one answered.
The teacher asked no one knows again?
In at this time, a classmate stood up and said it was because the heart was quiet and natural.

Then ago there was a bird,
. He passed a corn field every day,
but unfortunately,
R n All corn has become popcorn !!!
In the birds fly over ...
thought it was snowing, so it was cold ...

How to make drinks big cups?
Mexing the great tragedy

In one day, the teacher brought a group of children to the mountain to pick fruits,
. She announced that "the child, after finishing the fruit, we washed together and washed. Eat together. "
All children ran to pick fruit.
Once the collection time, all children gathered.
The teacher "Xiaohua, what do you pick?"
"I was washing Apple because I picked it to the apple."
Xiaomei "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomato."
The teacher, "Children are great! What about you?"
"I am washing shoes because I stepped on Stool. "

has two sausages in the refrigerator. After a long time,
shake the sausage with the sausage, wow! So cold ~!
The other sausage said in surprise, eh? How can you speak sausage?

has a polar bear play with a penguin. Penguin pulled the hair on the ground one by one. After pulling it, he said to the polar bear, "It's cold!" I also pulled the hair on my body one by one, and turned to say "It's cold!"

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident,
A leg was lost again in a car accident,
ma again and Xiaoming lost his other leg again,
Them Ming Xiaoming lost his leg again,
is actually Xiaoming is a one Dog.

The orangutan passed the woods and accidentally picked up the feces of the gibbon,
The kind orangutan cleaned the ape and argued. How do you come together?
Moumers replied, "It is ape manure (fate).!"

The elephant asked the camel, how did your Mimi grow on your back? ‘
This said‘ far away, I do n’t speak with the chicken on my face!

Chemical chemical questions A and b can be transformed by each other. B can generate C in boiling water. What?
I answers A is a chicken, B is raw eggs, C is cooked eggs, D is of course stinky eggs!

A day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend drove out to go, r The N car was almost no oil. There was a gas station next to it. When it was driving, a sudden wind scraped her boyfriend's hat.
Ammei's boyfriend said to her
"I go to pick up the hat, you can help me cheer."
The boyfriend just ran away, and heard Xiaomei shouting behind him r r r r r r r r r r n "Come on! Come on!"

On the plane, an empty lady asked a little girl and said, "Why wouldn't the plane fly as high as the stars? Because the stars will 'flash'! "

Amming said," Akang, asked you "a shark ate a mung bean, what did it become"? "Akang said," I am I don't know, what is the answer? "Xiao Ming said," Hey! Hey! The answer is "mung bean shark)", you are stupid! "

Asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred small bread?" The boss, "Ah, I'm sorry, not so much" "This ..." Little White Rabbit walked down with a desire. The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bread room, "Boss, is there a hundred small bread?" The boss "I'm sorry, or not." Essence On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bread room. "Boss, is there a hundred small bread?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred small bread!" The little white rabbit took out the money, "It's great, I buy two!"

has a penguin. His home is very far away from the polar bear's house. One day, the penguin was particularly boring at home, ready to go to the polar bear to play, and he went out with him, but when he walked halfway to the road, he found that he forgot to lock the door. Lock, so the penguin walked home to lock the door again. After locking the door, penguins set off again to find polar bears, which is equivalent to spending a year before they arrived at their polar bear's house ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "The polar bear polar bear, the penguin is playing with you!" As a result, you guess him after opening the door. What? "Let's go to your house ~"

Q what the chiefs of African food people eat?
a people!
q, one day, the chief was ill. The doctor told him to be vegetarian. What did he eat?
a Eat vegetative!

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution? The classmate answered the lunch box into blue.

has a person, he has a bad stomach. One day, he came to the stomach disease hospital to see a doctor. Cucumber and cucumber! "The doctor thought for a while, and said to him," I see you only eat shit! "

The ants to the desert, why did not leave his footprints on the sand, and only one of the one was left, and only one was left. What about the line?
Is because it is riding a bicycle!
The ants came home from the desert. He didn't notify anyone, but his family knew that he was back! Why!
Is seeing the bicycles he parked downstairs ....

The teacher asked Xiao Ming in the classroom, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.
The teacher Xiaoming?
The teacher Xiaoming? Intersection
The teacher Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? Anyway!
Xiao Ming squeak ~

The say that there is a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, we must wear sunglasses to see things,
, but he can't find sunglasses, so he closed his eyes with his eyes closed Climbing and climbing on the ground, climbing, climbing, and climbing dirty with your hands and feet to find sunglasses. Wearing sunglasses and looking at the mirror, I found out that I was a panda.

one day,
The male deer run faster and faster,
runs to the end,
. It becomes a high -speed male deer.

It a duck called Xiaohuang. One day when it crossed the road, it was hit by a car and shouted "呱!" From then on, it became a small cucumber ...

, there is a fat man ......................
jumping from the high -rise building ...
This results turned .......
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one day a female drug addict was arrested by the police station. When Police saw her tattoos in her hand, she asked her why you stabbed your boyfriend's name in his hand. Is he called Xiao Liang? … Ah .. Is it? Hurry up, say .. Did he take drugs .... Hurry up
I only saw the female drug addict raising her head with anger
This is hate ...